Despite the fact that there isn't a scientific consensus on the issue, those who have dedicated their internet time (because really, why waste time actually practicing what you preach) to pimping the cause of global warming are adamant that the discussion is over. When provided with contradictory data, they jump in the conspiracy pool… that newspaper is bought off, that scientist must have been threatened, I misunderstand what "inconclusive" means, I'm just a shill for (insert enemy here.)

Me? I suspect that humanity is at least partially responsible for the warming… though I also understand that we're still coming out of an ice age. Even if that IS the case, though, the Church of Climate Change is missing a few things it needs:

1.) Definitive proof that humanity is causing the majority of the Climate Change.
2.) Proof that said climate change is more than an inconvenience, and is truly a worldwide crisis.
3.) Proof that the proposed solutions will… you know… solve the problem.
4.) Detailed information on how they intend to approach the issue without violating peoples' rights.
5.) Less hypocritical spokespeople.